My Ultimate Goal and My Ultimate Dream

O.K. This is my ultimate goal, my ultimate dream.


Perfect things and perfect people

fly thru space

each new person

has the best

education and access

to all human knowledge

and everyone understands

understanding and the

Nature of all existence

and the Creators of

eternity and Souls

and Bodies and Life

and Love and everyone

is perfect almost

all of the time and

time will end and Eternity is Perfect.


...


I went to Italy, and I turned the whole country upside down. I slipped it into the hole in my nipple, and I chomped and I chomped, and all the Sicilians broke the insides of all of my teeth. They all poured out like leprechaun meat. They all ate they're own semen and feminine fluids. They flew down to the bottom of the ocean. Aaaand... there was one panda in the exact center of the country of China. It raised its left fist facing inward, and it raised its middle finger at the camera, and it winked with its left eye, and it chewed on some bamboo. Bret's got a panda on his T-shirt. Murray's talking to him.

And I left Italy, I left Sicily, and they put some sharp metal instruments into my back skin. I fell all the way back to America. I fell into my house in the middle of Texas. And fell into my bed sheets and my mattress. And I fell asleep immediately. And I ate birthday cake ice cream in my sleep. And all the Italians and all the 30 Rock cast and crew put pants on my legs and swimsuit area, and they wrapped a big, old [duck sound] around my midsection. And they stuffed my head into a heavenly deep fryer that was upside down and made of cotton candy that's been boiled for a billion years in hell fire, and it's turned into soft, soft, squishy glass (*whisper* That's the opposite of the real way that glass is like.) And it felt so good, I melted into a slushee machine in the South Bronx in 19,901... years after the year that Jesus Christ was born. And it all smoothed over and poured out into the hands of a lonely orphan child, whose name was Captain Justice Face. And the child put the creamy goo onto the child's own back of the head area, and it slipped into the child's skin-tight jetpack... And the child expanded 1,000 times its own age. And it fell thru the earth, and that's when time ended.

Eternity turned into a little green pea. God snorted it up their nose hole, and I felt like you just woke up with a slight feeling of going to sleep...

The end.

I think that's all I wanna do.

That's good enough, right?

I think I'm gonna type everything... that story I just told... about going to Italy.

Uhhhmmm. O.K.

Oh... Freak... Shhhh...



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